UNBEATABLE

SOUND CHECK

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES

Yes, there's release timing.

Sorry.

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON

this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

SETUP

LET'S GO FOR SIX

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT

combo unbreaker

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...

I am so proud of you!

though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!

STAR...t

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

PUNCHLINE

A young girl plays a song.

<3

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

Be nice.

STALLING.

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

ARCADE FLAWLESS

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

:(

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough.

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE

past the morning every day

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?

ONE MORE BEGINNING

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS

CRITICAL BASS THEORY

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

please read the text :(

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER

ROPE BURN

THE STUFF HAVER

DEAD BALL

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game.

there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

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remarked

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW

ONE VERY FULL COMBO

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

until next time.