Selaco

Reporting for duty!

Suit up

Safe Heaven

Unlock your first Safe Room

Marathon Runner

Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save

Pub Brawl

Start an argument at The Broken Seal

Humanity's Second Chance

Reach the streets

Myth, busted!

Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives

Homecoming

Visit Dawn's home

Paper Forever

Fight through the Liancria Office Complex

Sharp Shooter

Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away

Buddy System

Buddy-up with Jonathan

Mozzarella Miracle!

Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza

Death Incarnate

Kill 1,000 Enemies

Death Toll

Game Over!

Unionize!

Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper

Daily Bonus

Claim a free daily drink at the Mall

Power Overwhelming

Sharp and Shiny

Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Trigger a Trash Tornado

Little Plushy Man

Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home

Save the World, bro!

Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO

Crime Averted

Save a fish from suffocation

DPS LFG

Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode

AFK

Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption

Humiliation!

Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists

NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD

Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty

Gwyn Simp

Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session

Overkill

Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active