| 1x01 Pilot | 24/09/2007 |
| 1x02 The Big Bran Hypothesis | 01/10/2007 |
| 1x03 The Fuzzy Boots Corollary | 08/10/2007 |
| 1x04 The Luminous Fish Effect | 15/10/2007 |
| 1x07 The Dumpling Paradox | 05/11/2007 |
| 1x09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization | 17/03/2008 |
| 1x10 The Loobenfeld Decay | 24/03/2008 |
| 1x11 The Pancake Batter Anomaly | 31/03/2008 |
| 1x13 The Bat Jar Conjecture | 21/04/2008 |
| 1x14 The Nerdvana Annihilation | 28/04/2008 |
| 1x15 The Pork Chop Indeterminacy | 05/05/2008 |
| 1x16 The Peanut Reaction | 12/05/2008 |
| 1x17 The Tangerine Factor | 19/05/2008 |
| 2x01 The Bad Fish Paradigm | 22/09/2008 |
| 2x02 The Codpiece Topology | 29/09/2008 |
| 2x04 The Griffin Equivalency | 13/10/2008 |
| 2x05 The Euclid Alternative | 20/10/2008 |
| 2x07 The Panty Piñata Polarization | 10/11/2008 |
| 2x08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion | 17/11/2008 |
| 2x10 The Vartabedian Conundrum | 08/12/2008 |
| 2x11 The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis | 15/12/2008 |
| 2x12 The Killer Robot Instability | 12/01/2009 |
| 2x13 The Friendship Algorithm | 19/01/2009 |
| 2x15 The Maternal Capacitance | 09/02/2009 |
| 2x16 The Cushion Saturation | 02/03/2009 |
| 2x17 The Terminator Decoupling | 09/03/2009 |
| 2x18 The Work Song Nanocluster | 16/03/2009 |
| 2x22 The Classified Materials Turbulence | 04/05/2009 |
| 3x03 The Gothowitz Deviation | 05/10/2009 |
| 3x05 The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary | 19/10/2009 |
| 3x06 The Cornhusker Vortex | 02/11/2009 |
| 3x07 The Guitarist Amplification | 09/11/2009 |
| 3x08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency | 16/11/2009 |
| 3x10 The Gorilla Experiment | 07/12/2009 |
| 3x11 The Maternal Congruence | 14/12/2009 |
| 3x13 The Bozeman Reaction | 18/01/2010 |
| 3x16 The Excelsior Acquisition | 01/03/2010 |
| 3x17 The Precious Fragmentation | 08/03/2010 |
| 3x18 The Pants Alternative | 22/03/2010 |
| 3x19 The Wheaton Recurrence | 12/04/2010 |
| 3x20 The Spaghetti Catalyst | 03/05/2010 |
| 3x21 The Plimpton Stimulation | 10/05/2010 |
| 3x23 The Lunar Excitation | 24/05/2010 |
| 4x02 The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification | 30/09/2010 |
| 4x03 The Zazzy Substitution | 07/10/2010 |
| 4x04 The Hot Troll Deviation | 14/10/2010 |
| 4x05 The Desperation Emanation | 21/10/2010 |
| 4x06 The Irish Pub Formulation | 28/10/2010 |
| 4x07 The Apology Insufficiency | 04/11/2010 |
| 4x08 The 21-second Excitation | 11/11/2010 |
| 4x09 The Boyfriend Complexity | 18/11/2010 |
| 4x11 The Justice League Recombination | 16/12/2010 |
| 4x12 The Bus Pants Utilization | 06/01/2011 |
| 4x13 The Love Car Displacement | 20/01/2011 |
| 4x14 The Thespian Catalyst | 03/02/2011 |
| 4x15 The Benefactor Factor | 10/02/2011 |
| 4x16 The Cohabitation Formulation | 17/02/2011 |
| 4x17 The Toast Derivation | 24/02/2011 |
| 4x18 The Prestidigitation Approximation | 10/03/2011 |
| 4x19 The Zarnecki Incursion | 31/03/2011 |
| 4x20 The Herb Garden Germination | 07/04/2011 |
| 4x21 The Agreement Dissection | 28/04/2011 |
| 4x22 The Wildebeest Implementation | 05/05/2011 |
| 4x23 The Engagement Reaction | 12/05/2011 |
| 4x24 The Roomate Transmogrification | 19/05/2011 |
| 5x01 The Skank Reflex Analysis | 22/09/2011 |
| 5x02 The Infestation Hypothesis | 22/09/2011 |
| 5x03 The Pulled Groin Extrapolation | 29/09/2011 |
| 5x04 The Wiggly Finger Catalyst | 06/10/2011 |
| 5x05 The Russian Rocket Reaction | 13/10/2011 |
| 5x06 The Rhinitis Revelation | 20/10/2011 |
| 5x07 The Good Guy Fluctuation | 27/10/2011 |
| 5x08 The Isolation Permutation | 03/11/2011 |
| 5x09 The Ornithophobia Diffusion | 10/11/2011 |
| 5x10 The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition | 17/11/2011 |
| 5x11 The Speckerman Recurrence | 08/12/2011 |
| 5x12 The Shiny Trinket Maneuver | 12/01/2012 |
| 5x13 The Recombination Hypothesis | 19/01/2012 |
| 5x14 The Beta Test Initiation | 26/01/2012 |
| 5x15 The Friendship Contraction | 02/02/2012 |
| 5x16 The Vacation Solution | 09/02/2012 |
| 5x17 The Rothman Disintegration | 16/02/2012 |
| 5x18 The Werewolf Transformation | 23/02/2012 |
| 5x19 The Weekend Vortex | 08/03/2012 |
| 5x20 The Transporter Malfunction | 29/03/2012 |
| 5x21 The Hawking Excitation | 05/04/2012 |
| 5x22 The Stag Convergence | 26/04/2012 |
| 5x23 The Launch Acceleration | 03/05/2012 |
| 5x24 The Countdown Reflection | 10/05/2012 |
| 6x04 The Re-Entry Minimization | 18/10/2012 |
| 6x06 The Extract Obliteration | 01/11/2012 |
| 6x10 The Fish Guts Displacement | 06/12/2012 |
| 6x12 The Egg Salad Equivalency | 03/01/2013 |
| 6x16 The Tangible Affection Proof | 14/02/2013 |
| 6x21 The Closure Alternative | 25/04/2013 |
| 7x08 The Itchy Brain Simulation | 14/11/2013 |
| 7x19 The Indecision Amalgamation | 03/04/2014 |
| 7x20 The Relationship Diremption | 10/04/2014 |
| 8x09 The Septum Deviation | 13/11/2014 |
| 8x12 The Space Probe Disintegration | 08/01/2015 |
| 9x19 The Solder Excursion Diversion | 31/03/2016 |
| 9x20 The Big Bear Precipitation | 07/04/2016 |
| 10x10 The Property Division Collision | 01/12/2016 |
| 10x11 The Birthday Synchronicity | 15/12/2016 |
| 11x04 The Explosion Implosion | 16/10/2017 |
| 11x10 The Confidence Erosion | 07/12/2017 |
| 11x21 The Comet Polarization | 19/04/2018 |
| 12x10 The VCR Illumination | 06/12/2018 |
| 12x23 The Change Constant | 16/05/2019 |
| 12x24 The Stockholm Syndrome | 16/05/2019 |